It's time for that favorite segment of our program: Interactive Fashion Faux Pas (aka Fashion Fuck Ups)!
Admittedly, I'm not Stacy or Clinton, but what I lack in fashion sense I make up in common sense. Isn't that all one needs to get through the day without finding one of your husband's socks clinging for dear life to the back of your blouse? I've learned to check a mirror, front and back, before leaving my home. I always take a few practice squats in the dressing room when trying on trousers/slacks/pants/britches et al to avoid embarrassment later.
On that vein, the last thing I want to see while eating in the cafeteria is a fellow employee's red thong studded with red rhinestones eying me evilly above the wearer's ill-fitted pants. Worse is that I know this employee has to squat and bend repeatedly in her office where she works with children. I wouldn't want to see any granny panties, either, but red, bling-ey thongs shout SLUT, whereas the aforementioned granny panties announce COMFORTABLE SO DEAL WITH IT.
Also, if while you are pulling on your nylons the material snags repeatedly on your tree-bark-like heels, take a minute or two and coat them with some lotion, vaseline, motor oil, something! It's sandal season. I shouldn't feel compelled to lift your foot like some farrier and rasp off the barnacles you have hanging over the edges of your shoes.
Did I say this was interactive?
Oh...Yes I did.
What fashion or personal care faux pas makes you compelled to write a ranting post specifically about the topic?